Thursday, February 26, 2009

2nd reason:

This is a random conversation between my son and I....and yes, the words are just about as exact as you can get......

Bug came up to me yesterday as I was making taco's and out of the blue says:

"Mom, .....what would happen if I married Kaykay?"

Kind of caught off guard I say "Pardon Me?"

So he repeats his question "What would happen if I married Mckayla?"

I am GRINNING at this point....

"Honey, you cant marry McKayla...she is your sister, and you can't marry your sister"..

he walks away.

About an hour later he walks up to me again....

"mom....what would happen if I married Auntie Mimi?"

I look at him confused.

"Why are you asking me that Sam?"

"what would happen? what is her last name?"

"First off, auntie Mimi is already married honey, and second her last name is "smith"
*name has been changed to protect the identity of his love interest! LOL)*

"So I would be Samuel Cody "Smith"???....hahahaha thats so funny mom...it sounds craaaaazy... *insert frown*....WHO is she married to....why is she already married?"
(note that her last name IS something pretty...ummm...diffferent"

"No, IF you did, and remember that she is ALREADY married, but if you DID marry her, then she would be Mimi Brenneman...but she married Uncle Kim...you remember him right?"

"What about Kayla?"

"What about her?"

"What will she be?"

"Well, she will be McKayla Brenneman until she gets married and then her last name will change to whatever her husbands is"..

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... *frowns* .....so I cant marry auntie Mimi...so who am I going to marry mom? Who are we going to get Kayla to marry"

He sits there and seriously ponders this for at least 2 full minutes...naming off everyone in his class.......

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sweetie...YOU'RE ONLY 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here's a few added bonus smiles! (thanks Amber! lol)....

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
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I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
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Love to you all! Have a GREAT DAY!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Why I get up every morning.....



I love you my crazy little baby girl princess tinkerbell! (:P)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Chef Boy R' Bug...

We have 2 chefs in the house!! :) ...lol...check it out....



Please welcome Chef Bug and Chef Drama Mama....

we flatten the dough no?.....


wit just dee right amount of presssssure....


Look at me mom!!.....


sweeeeett......


Zen we add dee cheese and pepperrrrroniiis...


Count zem out....


Almost derrrrr......


And ve are ready to bake no?....


Let's put zem in dee oven....


Ahhh...pear-fect-tion.... (bugs)


Drama Mama's..



Enjoying their pizza's VERY much...and I have to admit...I enjoyed them too! :)


Thanks for the dinner tonight guys! (:P)


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Update on our lives coming soon! So much is going on, and we have SO much to be thankful for!

Brad got a job!!! And it looks like we are moving to Northern VA in June! Pray for us!

Lots of love to ya'all!! *hugs*

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Very short update....

Ouchie for Kayla....she got bit at the "super duper" playground...and since she is normally the...uhhhh....." assertive"...yeahhhh "assertive" one....she was quite SHOCKED!
Here is the damage this little monkey did! (he was 3 a well)


He got her pretty good.....(this was several hours later)


Onto more exciting news!! How 'bout them Steelers! :) :):) Here are shots of the superbowl party at Josh's in VA...


The gang (well some of us)....


Eat up...


Watching the game...he can't even sit down..his anticipation was so high!....


Ahead 20-7 at this point....


And then the clincher...what a game...what a game!! 6 Superbowls!!! GOOOO STEELERS!


My bro..don't ask me why he is in a Redskins jersey for the game....*cough cough* nerd....



So much more to share...we are headed to VA this weekend to spend Valentines with Brad. Darla is coming from PA as well and is going to watch the kids so we can have a night out! woooot woot!
Love to all!

Saturday, February 07, 2009

STEELERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!!

6 time champs! Can I get a woot woot?

Yeah baby! What a game!!