McKaylaism..

McKayla comes walking into the kitchen and says "Mom, Sam kicked my penis"
"McKayla, you dont have a penis sweetie.."
"yes, uh huh I do.. its right here" *pointing at her area"
"no, sweetie.. boys have a penis and you are a girl.. so you have a vagina"
"But mom.. I can't say bagina.. its a bad word"
" honey, its ok to use if you are using it properly.."
"So Sam has a penis then?"
"Yes"
"And I have a bagina?"
"yes"...

15 minutes later....

Yelling .. "MOM!!!!!"
Me running into the room.. "what!?"

" I have a bagina".

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